My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
Four letters walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side seized up? He's all right now.