now

view

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.

walk

Four letters walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’

food

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.

LATEST

view

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.

walk

Four letters walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’

then

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

food

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.

then

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’