My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
Four letters walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.