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Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
sky
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
desk
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
land
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
