My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”.
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walk
Four letters walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’
then
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
food
When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder.
now
Did you hear about the guy whose left side seized up? He's all right now.
